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Easy driveway access from Crystal Drive, or from Glen Mailer drive which meanders through the woods along the back of the lot, or both. Plenty of room for a large home and an outbuilding. In addition, the owner is a licensed builder and would gladly work with a Buyer at reasonable rates for building a new home.
A great location for one of the few remaining sites left on Crystal Lake. There are lots of wide open spaces for home design options and room for auxiliary structures. Thanks for visiting our web page. Many other properties available. All information deemed reliable but not guaranteed and should be independently verified. All properties are subject to prior sale, change or withdrawal.
Neither listing broker s nor Vaughan Realty. There is an all weather year round driveway to the site from Point Betsie Road. The owner has obtained approval from the Michigan D.
Here you can enjoy unobstructed views of the big lake from north to south, the Manitou Islands and Sleeping Bear, walk for miles on the beach, and see a sunset every day of the year. There is a spacious dining area that can easily seat 10 people and a fully equipped island kitchen with a pantry.
There is also a screened in porch and a large deck on the lake side offering outstanding views of Crystal Lake. Here you can enjoy a quiet setting with great lake views and also have the benefits of swimming and boating on one of the most beautiful inland lakes in Michigan. Other features include a cathedral ceiling, pantry, walk in closet, forced air zoned heating with air conditioning, two efficiently clean Quadra Fire wood stoves, and a newer septic system installed in The driveway was repaved in June of this year and is designed for easy access from Shorewood Drive.
Just off the walk out lower level is a patio with firewood storage. You can enjoy views of the woods and Crystal Lake from several vantage points inside the home as well as on the decks.
This is truly a perfect all season home or summer getaway, and great for entertaining, with plenty of room for guests and family. It is on a private road in a small community of fine homes and has an excellent building site. It's adjacent to the Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore Park and you can walk from your building site through the woods and connect with a network of hiking trails which lead out to the sand dunes and the Lake Michigan beach where you can see spectacular views of the high dunes and the Manitou Islands and walk for miles on the beach until the sun sets.
This a perfect recreational location with the Point Betsie Lighthouse nearby, Crystal Lake for swimming and boating, a short drive into Frankfort, and everything the Lakeshore Park has to offer, hiking canoeing, kayaking, fishing, and hunting in the fall.
This small condominium complex is very quiet and private. The unit is well maintained with several upgrades in recent years, the latest of which are beautiful sound proof hardwood floors on the main living level. The open floor plan includes a cathedral ceiling with a 3rd bedroom loft, a fully equipped kitchen with newer appliances, a fireplace, and a wall of windows leading out to the lakeside deck with spectacular views from both inside and outside. The walk out lower level has a one car garage, a laundry area and a bonus room which could be a 4th bedroom.
This is condo living at it's best, maintenance free, convenient to town and the beach, and a sunset every day of the year. A small, sloping bluff provides easy walking access to the pristine sandy beach, and panoramic views of the Lake. Part of the rear portion of the property can be split and sold, or built on, as well as the lakefront area.
This parcel is located on a private road and the front portion has been cleared and landscaped for easy building. Walk for miles on the beach and enjoy the sunsets. Wooded building site in Crystal Highlands. There are hiking trails nearby and a tennis court and playground which come with Crystal Highlands Association membership.
This is a great spot to build your retirement home or a seasonal getaway. A truly great place for the family to enjoy the Summer months. Beautiful year round house on the North Shore of Crystal Lake - with feet of direct waterside frontage and spectacular panoramic lake views.
Every square inch of this home has recently been completely remodeled with the highest quality materials and custom building features. Everything has been upgraded in side and out. The list is too long to present here, but the mechanical, electrical, plumbing, appliances, drywall, siding, decking, dock, and landscaping are just a few.
It even has a new septic system, There are 5 bedrooms and 2 baths, an open floor plan with living room, dining room and fully equipped kitchen with high end custom cabinets, granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances and sliding glass doors leading out to the new maintenance free multi-level deck which runs the full length of the house and connects with the dock and boat hoist.
There is a 2 car attached garage which has a high quality epoxy floor and a laundry area and an entrance out to the deck. The owners use this summer retreat very little so everything is still in like-new condition.